It’s a meme on Facebook. Someone writes a few things that you might now know about them and then anyone that “likes” the post gets tagged with a number. My lovely wife tagged me with 32 (or 13), and I decided to go with it.
However, I’m wordy. I would probably say prolific, some might say verbiage vomitus. Either work, so here’s what I put on Facebook. Longer version below:
What you might not know about me. 32 things, thanks to Tia Jones.
TL;DR Since I’m a bit verbose in my literary activities, here’s the short version:
- My first job was as a paper boy. I mourn that my kids won’t experience that.
- I’m cheap. I went in the grocery store, saw fresh blueberries on sale for $4/lb and decided to get frozen. When I got to the frozen aisle, they were $4.10/lb. and didn’t buy them.
- I’m lazy. see #2. I was going to go back and get fresh blueberries, but decided not to walk across Safeway.
- I have kitchen OCD. If the sink is full of dishes, I can’t cook until I clear things out.
- I’ve been to é by Jose Andreas twice, and I’m not sure I could tell you anything I ate by name, but both might be the most memorable dinners I’ve ever had.
- I get really, really, really frustrated at things. I once threw a mug and broke a door. And the mug.
- I’d rather have cheese than chocolate. Actually pizza is probably my favorite food.
- I once wore a tie to school, college actually, while living in London. Almost every day for months.
- I need a routine. I tend to do the same things over and over, in the same order. Breaking that routine in too many ways causes me issues (see #6)
- I am a bit erratic. I don’t have a problem with dropping $200-300 on dinner (see #5), but I used to plan my gas station fill-ups to save $0.03/gal. I still do some of that.
- I love the idea of travel, but hate traveling. I look forward to trips, but by the time I’m driving to DIA (if not sooner), I dread the trip. I’ve gotten better, but it wears on me. Thankfully #6 hasn’t come into play.
- I got a C one semester in middle school. I flipped out and never got less than a B the rest of my high school, or first college career.
- The idea of riding horses is neat, but having been on a few, I don’t like the actual practice of riding. (similar to #11)
- I had big dreams as a high school/college age kid. I thought I’d find a way to be a millionaire by 30.
- I’m the gray man. I don’t let too many things get to me and usually don’t love or hate anything. Food, politics, music, whatever. Most things wash over me. However, #10, therefore #6
- I hated writing in high school. I never got better than a B and couldn’t have imagined that it would be my job someday.
- I grew up lower middle class. I always assumed that I’d be a worker bee for my life, buy a 3 bedroom house, single car garage in a blue collar neighborhood like Aragona Village (for the VB peeps) and dream of bigger things.
- I’m an introvert and fairly shy. I’ve given, volunteered for, a speech in front of 500+ people. See #10.
- Since I was 15 or 16, I’ve spoken to my father once. He’s still alive, but we had a falling out and I don’t really regret it.
- My kids have changed me in ways I can’t begin to count. I assumed I’d have kids someday, but I never had any idea how it would go. Having had no role model (#19), I hope that I’ve done OK.
- When my fingers get too dirty, they stop working. I walk around with them like this: My middle son has the same affliction.
- I can sing. However, as my brother noted, I just can’t hit the right notes at the right time.
- I never knew what marriage would be like growing up with a single parent. Having been married to Tia for 15 years, I couldn’t imagine not being married, nor could I imagine how it could be better.
- I can’t really hear out of my left ear. If I’m ignoring you, that might be the reason. It might not be, but it might be.
- The symbol for “making it” in my mind (see #17) was when we bought a side by side fridge, with water in the door. In 2002.
- I tried to join the Navy, submarine service. I went to the induction center, and did the physical, and didn’t get in. See #24. Not sure how life would have gone if I had.
- I love sports. I play baseball in the summer, in the 40+ league, and wish I could play football. I look forward to playing basketball again in the 50+ league. Where there isn’t much contact. Or running.
- I grew up on the water and always thought a dream would be to live on the water. I still think about it, but living in the mountains, I think I’ve made a better trade and am not sure I’d leave.
- I’m an Apple fanboi, ever since the Apple II. I just abandoned my (POS) Galaxy S4 to go back to my iPhone.
- I see racism in places and believe it exists. When I was growing up in (Southern) Virginia, in 1979, the fine specimens of crimson collared humanity kicked my ass for looking like an Iranian. I try desperately to be fair and judge on actions, not prejudice.
- Despite the incredible frailty of humans, the unbounded ability to be rude, disgusting, mean to others, take advantage of others, I am always amazed by the limitless ability and strength of other humans to overcome all of that and think of others before we think of ourselves.
- I don’t want to be famous, or even popular. When I teach, either speaking or writing, it’s a success for me if one person takes something away.
Bonus: 33. I'm not afraid of death. I think about my mortality all the time, especially as I get older and things hurt. I'd like to see my kids grow up, but I've had an amazing life and I can't complain about anything. If I go tomorrow, I'm at peace with it.
Longer versions of a few items
#2 – I am cheap. I make buying decisions with pennies of difference in the grocery store. I struggle to buy non-generics. I wait to buy things like shoes on sale. I let my clothes go with holes in them because, well a) I like them, and b) they work, so why spend money? It’s crazy sometimes and I catch myself. I didn’t buy the blueberries partially because I’m lazy, partially because I was mad at myself for worrying about a dollar or two.
#3 – I do struggle to get going sometimes. I’ll bail on chores in the fall and watch football some Sundays. My running streak was partially because I was sitting around too much and being lazy. I leave projects unfinished all the time.
#4 – I’m getting better, and I try not to get upset at the family, but dirty dishes bug me to know end. It’s slightly under control. Sometimes. Some days.
#7 – I struggle with my weight and health, at least I think I do, because of this. Too much carb stuff. Life is short, live long and prosper, ugh. This is one of those tough things for me.
#8 – I can’t explain this. It wasn’t even for a girl, though I was hoping to impress someone, American, English, anyone. For some reason I wanted to grow up and I bought 3-4 ties in London and wore them to class, around town, basically if I wasn’t running, I was in one. Now I hate ties, and avoid them like the plague.
#13 – I think of The Rifleman and Rin Tin Tin from my youth. I can’t figure out how they jumped on horses, bareback and raced across the fields. Were they eunuchs? WTF?
#15 – whatever
#16 – I can’t believe I actually choose to write. I just can’t. I hated this with a passion in high school. Somewhere, somehow, some teacher reached me.
#17 – I really never expected to have a house like I do. Still pinch myself sometimes and smile when I go through the gate.
#18 – Still some attacks of shyness when getting ready to speak. Weird.
#21 – My wife saw me do this a few weeks ago. Can’t explain it. Maybe that’s my superpower? Hypersensitivity in my fingers?
#22 – I like Rock Band. The family likes it when I drum or play guitar.
#23 – The single best thing in my life. By far. No comparison, nothing else close.
#24 – I’m probably not ignoring you, but I might be. No matter which, I’m often glad I can’t hear the jibber jabber coming out of peoples’ mouths in public.
#27 – 4 years to basketball. Wed and Fri at lunch. I wave to the guys when I go swimming on those days.
There’s more, and I could probably get 50 things easily if I wanted. Enough for today.